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.include "Shakespeare.inc"
-Romeo: At Juliet
[ If I profane with my unworthiest hand ]
[ This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this ]
[ My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand ]
[ To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss. ]
-Juliet: Replies
[ Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much ]
[ Which mannerly devotion shows in this ]
[ For saints have hands that pilgrims hands do touch ]
[ And palm to palm is holy palmers kiss. ]
-Romeo:
[ Have not saints lips, ]
[ and holy palmers too? ]
-Juliet: Blushes
[ Ay pilgrim, ]
[ lips that they must use in prayer. ]
-Romeo: Moving towards Juliet
[ O! Then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do ]
[ They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. ]
-Juliet: Slightly backing away
[ Saints do not move, though grant for prayers` sake. ]
-Romeo:
[ Then move not, while my prayers` effect I take. ]
[ Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purg`d. ]
-Juliet: Gets kissed
[ Then have my lips the sin that they have took. ]
-Romeo:
[ Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urg`d! ]
[ Give me my sin again. ]
-Juliet:
[ You kiss by the book. ]
Exeunt
Perhaps making source code look cool or using poetry as source could be something for our next contest? We could judge on looks of the code (bonus for functional ASCII-art ), and how much use the program has, perhaps relative to the code. And I reward a pulitzer prize to whoever rewrites Shakespeare.inc