[Game, Locked] The Old Broken Story Thread

Jim e · Post by **Jim e** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 12:39 pm

"They were being comanded by the Dragon king Onaga; and so an new deadly alliance was formed between the bunnys, the ducks and myself.
[dramatic]We were the last hope for humanity.[/dramatic]"

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 5:41 pm

The teletubbies fought dirty- They created a TV show to brainwash our little children!

Jim e · Post by **Jim e** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 5:49 pm

And so making the childeren minions of onaga.

Deathsting · Post by **Deathsting** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 6:37 pm

Not only did the show brainwash children, it even brainwashed a few adults (commonly known today as pedophiles)

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 7:32 pm

"Thankfully the bunnies were immune and attacked the teletubbies, biting their heads off, "NeeP"; however the ducks being more composed decided to create a forum and discuss how to deal with the increasing stupidity of the human race"

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 12:27 am

The ducks decided that an effective counter attack would be to send a jamming signal to jam the teletubbies' built in belly TV's.

Toaster · Post by **Toaster** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 12:35 am

That caused the tv's inside the teletubbies' to explode tele parts went flying everywhere.

This is fun!!

Mortal-God · Post by **Mortal-God** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:13 am

But then a bunch of stupid kids yelled "again, again" and the teletubbies flew back together.

yes, fun indeed

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:20 am

"So then i took out a machete and killed the kids and then the teletubbies, so they could never come back again"

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:33 am

Then I realized that I had just pulled a machete out of thin air!

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:40 am

"In contemplating this, a song came into my head, "Ding Dong the Teletubbies are dead", being sung to the Barney Theme Song

"

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:41 am

But oh well, i quickly hurtled the machete through the duck leader's head, thus killing him and disbanding the duck alliance forever!!!

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:44 am

Before my brain could explode I saw a strange emaciated man running towards me, diverting my attention from Barney, but when it- I cannot call it 'he' or 'she'- came closer, I could see it was no man at all, but an evil stick figure wearing a strange purple uniform with the word BAD written on it.

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:46 am

Seeing as how my brain is now exploded, I decided not to worry about it, being dead and all.

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:56 am

Unfortunatly the stick figure soldier picked up my body and brought me to a big transformer thingy, bringing me back to life and changing me into a stick figure! Now a scary old, fat, and bald guy was chasing after me and shooting at me with guns!