MaxCoderz

"I stepped back and wondered if it was such a good idea to be putting all these objects I found in the field into my mouth"

"But I decided not to worry about that cause I saw a carrot and didn't want any fuzzy bunnies to steal it"

"So I went to listen to Bugs Bunny."

"But the farmer came by and yelled at me for making such a mess on his fields!"

"I have nothing against farmers but I think Peter Rabbit has been planting mines in his field again"

"Then, suddenly, the one and only Duck King maSTER appeared and swallows me alive. Somehow I survive and swim in his stomach acids, half-drowning."

"I look around, and find all of the lost toys RIGHT HERE in Duck King maSTER's stomach"

"So I pondered that age old question; "how to exit a duck's digestion?", while I played with a rubber ducky"

"then I saw it my ticket to saftey, a plastic toy shovel"

I dug a hole thru the Ducks stomach causing him acid reflux and extreme pain.

Drat! I've been twarted by the duck's fast acting and effective Prilosec OTC. Now his acid reflux is gone, but he's pretty pissed about that hole in his stomach. Shit! Here he comes!

He reaches a feathery wind down his gullet to grab me but chokes himself in the process and now he is dead.

"And thus, climbing forth from Duck King masTERS stomachal region, I found that he had transported me, while he believed I was in a state of digestion, to a room, a wonderful, fantastical room, filled with bright, shiny lights, and many many fuzzy bunny rabbits that oddly resembled still living versions of that rabbit at the end of DooM, and at this point, I thusly realized I had been transported to the land of obnoxiously long and quite possibly grammatically incorrect sentences that seem to ramble on for all of eternity."

And thus my Epic journey to the underworld begins, to destory that fuzzy bunny of Evil.
Some people call me "Lord of the bunnies".

"Suddently, the teletubbies started multipliing themselves and started invading the country"