[Game, Locked] The Old Broken Story Thread

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:59 am

I quickly transformed into a bat and flew away!

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 2:03 am

The old scary guy shot a hole through my wings with an assault rifle!

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 2:06 am

So i quickly grew super-ultra-mega-titanium-bullet-proof-shiny-new-and-improved wings of destruction!!!!<evil laugh>AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!</evil laugh>

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 2:07 am

And then I got hit with a rocket launcher, throwing me into oblivion. Once there I got a bit bored because there isn't much to do in oblivion.

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 2:12 am

So i quickly looked around for something to do....alas! i dfound a TI-84+SE!! I quicly programmed a really kickass game involving a spider and a mushroom.

Mortal-God · Post by **Mortal-God** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 3:07 am

With my super programming skillz and the superior TI84+SE i was able to open a vortex and send myself into the game

That_One_Guy · Post by **That_One_Guy** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 3:23 am

Soon after entering the game the spider ate the mushroom and grew really big, then stomped on me

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 3:24 am

I decided that I too should eat a mushroom so I did.

Deathsting · Post by **Deathsting** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 4:44 am

And then i discovered that the game had a glitch -> the mushrooms were poisonous

Jim e · Post by **Jim e** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 5:28 am

"So that meant I lost another life, And I was only givin four at the start of this crazy adventure, I am down to my last guy.; I better use him wisely."

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 11:41 am

Thankfully upon remebering that I wrote the game, I remembered the super ultra hyper cheat code that would get me through the final lvl without dieing(?) or would kill me instantly

Drak Dragon · Post by **Drak Dragon** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 12:05 pm

When it activated, everything went dark... in the distance, a maniacal laughter is heard, then suddenly, the words "LEVEL UP!" blared across my eyes, and the sounds shot into the dark. I opened my eyes to discover i was back where I stood, 0 exp and lv 255... however, I was warned, that as a cheater, I could not *GASP* Get the A+ ending!!!111!oneshiftOMGXOR!!1exclamationmark

Deathsting · Post by **Deathsting** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 12:13 pm

Then i felt a huge rock hit me in the face and i woke up and realized what a dumb story(dream) this was.
A chill ran up my spine when i realized I was sleepwaking again. I found myself in the middle of...

Post by **tr1p1ea** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 1:43 pm

"Jurassic Park. I was chained to a pole behind some big fence ... hey, is that a goat?"

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Fri 15 Apr, 2005 3:02 pm

"As I was looking at this goat, I relized that I still haven't gotten to work yet and my boss will eat me alive"