[Game, Locked] The Old Broken Story Thread

Mortal-God · Post by **Mortal-God** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 6:01 pm

"I stepped back and wondered if it was such a good idea to be putting all these objects I found in the field into my mouth"

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 7:24 pm

"But I decided not to worry about that cause I saw a carrot and didn't want any fuzzy bunnies to steal it"

DJ_O · Post by **DJ_O** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 9:25 pm

"So I went to listen to Bugs Bunny."

Post by **kv83** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 9:45 pm

"But the farmer came by and yelled at me for making such a mess on his fields!"

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 9:53 pm

"I have nothing against farmers but I think Peter Rabbit has been planting mines in his field again"

Duck · Post by **Duck** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 10:46 pm

"Then, suddenly, the one and only Duck King maSTER appeared and swallows me alive. Somehow I survive and swim in his stomach acids, half-drowning."

blueskies · Post by **blueskies** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 10:53 pm

"I look around, and find all of the lost toys RIGHT HERE in Duck King maSTER's stomach"

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 10:53 pm

"So I pondered that age old question; "how to exit a duck's digestion?", while I played with a rubber ducky"

Mortal-God · Post by **Mortal-God** » Wed 13 Apr, 2005 11:55 pm

"then I saw it my ticket to saftey, a plastic toy shovel"

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 2:31 am

I dug a hole thru the Ducks stomach causing him acid reflux and extreme pain.

blueskies · Post by **blueskies** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 3:45 am

Drat! I've been twarted by the duck's fast acting and effective Prilosec OTC. Now his acid reflux is gone, but he's pretty pissed about that hole in his stomach. Shit! Here he comes!

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 3:48 am

He reaches a feathery wind down his gullet to grab me but chokes himself in the process and now he is dead.

Post by **BetaSword** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 6:24 am

"And thus, climbing forth from Duck King masTERS stomachal region, I found that he had transported me, while he believed I was in a state of digestion, to a room, a wonderful, fantastical room, filled with bright, shiny lights, and many many fuzzy bunny rabbits that oddly resembled still living versions of that rabbit at the end of DooM, and at this point, I thusly realized I had been transported to the land of obnoxiously long and quite possibly grammatically incorrect sentences that seem to ramble on for all of eternity."

Deathsting · Post by **Deathsting** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 7:28 am

And thus my Epic journey to the underworld begins, to destory that fuzzy bunny of Evil.
Some people call me "Lord of the bunnies".

DJ_O · Post by **DJ_O** » Thu 14 Apr, 2005 12:34 pm

"Suddently, the teletubbies started multipliing themselves and started invading the country"