Dear Religion Threads,

[DigiTan]

Dear Religion Threads,

I don't know how to say this, but I can't see you anymore. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, so I'm leaving you for another topic. We started out with so much in common, but lately it seems all we do is argue. I just don't see us going anywhere. I know you say you'll add new issues like church/state separation and intelligent design--but who are we kidding? It's just the same banter over and over again. Relationships this stale just can't work. When was the last time we covered something truly enjoyable? Two thousand posts? Three?

And lately, you've become all desperate and clingy. I know you have emotional needs, but sometimes I need my own space to surf fun topics like Pixel Art, Loom, or Latenite. I need someone a little less high-maintenance. What I'm saying is, it's time for me to move on with my own life. Hope we can still be friends.

Love,
DigiTan


PS: I am dating your sister.

[anykey]

You bastard! Stay away from her!

[threefingeredguy]

Yowza, who's the sister?

[DigiTan]

Politics threads.

[necro]

Its ok, relgion threads, just because some people oppose you and make stale and formulaic attempts at humor doesn't mean we all dislike examining something that so many people use as a basis for their attacks on and encouragements of certain sociological behaviorisms and ideas. Maybe they should not only cease to engage in posting in you, but in mentioning or adressing you at all because it becomes quickly boring to listen to them in your regards.

PS.
Its amusing your sister is positive for herpes...

[leofox]

There's no arguing with religious people, because religion isn't based on logic or arguments. So don't.

[threefingeredguy]

I see Necro is going for "Worst poster of the year" again. It's a shame his title is never officially announced.

[kv83]

Ok fun. Now let's keep this in one topic.